ANNOUNCING THE "START WEARING PURPLE" CREATE YOUR OWN CRAPPY GAY MOVIE COMPETITION!

The way it works is thus:

EMAIL your plot for a crappy gay movie in "back cover blurb" format - no more than 250 words before Friday 16 February to: purplespacemonkey at gmail dot com (you know how to translate that into an email address, don't you?) If you leave your entry as a comment, you will be disqualified. Sorry.

Points are scored on:

* ridiculousness of plot

* amount of random characters you can throw into it

* how many gay/queer issues you can highlight in your plot (extra points if you can fit it all into one sentence)

* bonus points for somehow linking an element of the plot to Sponge Bob Square Pants.

I have searched my goodie bag to find a prize I can ship anywhere in the world as you guys are all scattered across the globe. The best I can come up with is a free Tarot reading.

Time starts..... NOW!

The winning piece will be published on My blog on Monday 19 Feb.