A Very Weird Dream
I have loads of weird dreams, but sometimes, they are so bizarre that I feel I have to tell the world!
My dream started out normally enough. I dreamt I was on a large university campus and was in the process of getting my text books and moving into a room. So, out in the courtyard, this massive glass cylinder lands from out of the sky and out step Wonder Woman and... Jesus. Yup. Jesus. Wonder Woman says to Jesus, "I'd like a hug". He hugs her. So I think to myself that Jesus has given up the god gig to become a superhero. I mean, why else would he be there with Wonder Woman? Then he is changed from his Jesus robes into a basket ball uniform. Jesus, it transpires, is there to coach the men's basketball team.
How freaking weird is THAT???
You need to eat less cheese, my friend. Or stop reading the Bible and comics at the same time and watching Coach Carter.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty weird, for sure. I bet Jesus looked pretty fetching in his basketball uniform and Air Nikes!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think it means?
* - no cheese, bible or coach carter were involved in the making of this dream. Marinated tofu and stir fry was the menu for last night.
ReplyDeleteRed - I have no clue whatsoever as to what this may mean. Perhaps my brain decided to throw me a stress free, humorous weird dream for my personal entertainment...
Cool!
ReplyDeleteAlthough it would have been funnier if he was a goalkeeper - then everyone can chant, "Jesus Saves!" ;>
ahem ..
ReplyDeleteback away..let a real catholic tell you what it means ..
eh..okay..I dont know..
mamybe jesus was bored and wanted to have a little fun that night ?
My jesus is a freaking hoot ..
he cracks me up.